Showing posts with label loud explosions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label loud explosions. Show all posts

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Match report: Milan 3 - Juventus 0

  • Goals scored: Antonini 14', Ronaldinho 29', 67'
  • What happened: Antonini scored the first goal of his AC Milan career. Ronaldinho scored two goals. The Juventus fans set off numerous explosions and sang derogatory songs and had to be warned over the public address system that play would be halted if they did not stop.
  • Aggregate score of the two Milan-Juventus matches this season: 6-0 (Milan)
  • Reasons why fans of both teams were unhappy: Juventus finished in seventh place and had a truly terrible season (for them). Milan did about as well as can be expected and finished in third. Milan fans are upset that the team has not spent more money to bring in top quality players in recent years and also that first year coach Leonardo (pictured above congratulating Antonini on his goal and pictured below being bid farewell by his team) is being forced out by Silvio Berlusconi. The fans repeatedly sang songs in honor of Leonardo until he acknowledged them with a wave.
Below: Milan fans with an enormous set of banners. The internet translates the bottom one as "President failed AWOL".

  • Milan personnel who officially said goodbye at today's match: Leonardo and Favalli
  • Milan personnel who may have played their last match for the team today: Dida, Inzaghi, Ronaldinho, and about a dozen others
  • What this match teaches us: Milan's Serie A 2009-2010 season is over. This means that my daughter will soon be home from her (almost) year in Brazil.
Below are highlights:



Below you can watch the Milan players and staff force Leonardo to come out on the pitch for one last goodbye:

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Match report: Siena 1 - AC Milan 2

Milan started off their season today with a 2-1 victory in Siena. Here are the important statistics:
  • Goals scored: Pato 29', Ghezzal 34', Pato 48'
  • Goals scored by AC Milan which were correctly disallowed for offside: 1 (22'- Ronaldinho took a free kick and it wound up in the net. Either Pato deflected it with his head or obstructed the goalkeeper. In either event, he was offside.)
  • Milan players unable to play due to suspensions from last season: 1 -- Huntelaar
  • Surprising Milan starters: 1 -- Marco Storari (goalkeeper)
  • Milan substitutions: Ambrosini replaced Gattuso early in the second half
  • Number of Milan starters who appeared to be very tan: 11
  • Number of Milan starters who still resemble actor Chevy Chase: 1 -- Marco Borriello (see photos below)
It might be hard to tell which one is which.
  • Number of loud explosions : 0
  • Number of Milan yellow cards: 1 -- Pato for dissent
  • Number of amazing bicycle kicks that would have been goals except for great saves: 1 -- by Ronaldinho
  • Number of Siena players with bloody noses: 1
  • Number of Siena players with amusing names: 1 -- Reginaldo
  • Number of excellent performances by Milan players that probably went unnoticed: 2 -- Flamini and Borriello (the latter especially on defense)
  • Number of minutes played by Pippo Inzaghi: 0
  • Number of times Inzaghi was called offside: 0
  • Notable accomplishments: Milan managed to hold on to the lead for 45 whole minutes.
  • Other notable aspects of the game: There was a lot of yelling, pushing and shoving after the final whistle.
  • What this match teaches us: Pato might score a lot of goals this year.


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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Milan 1 - Juventus 1


Milan tied Juventus 1-1 today, pretty much ending whatever incredibly remote chance there was that they could catch Inter and win this year's Scudetto.  The tie also means that Juventus still have their own (remote) chance of catching Milan for second place in Serie A.  Seedorf scored for Milan early in the second half, but then Iaquinta tied it up only a couple of minutes later.  The most important statistics are these, however:
  • Number of loud explosions set off by the fans during the match: 6.
  • Numbers of times Inzaghi was whistled for being offside: 4
Photo above: Paolo Maldini, right, playing his last match against Juventus before his retirement, chases Juventus' Amauri.
"Hockey ought to be sternly forbidden, as it is not only annoying but dangerous." Halifax Morning Sun, quoted in Michael McKinley's Hockey - A People's History