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Sunday, December 11, 2011

NFL game report: Kansas City Chiefs 10 - Los Angeles Raiders 6 (1991 playoffs)

  • Date played: December 28, 1991
  • Broadcast network: ABC
  • Announcers: Brent Musburger and Dick Vermeil
  • Who I rooted for when this game originally took place: Chiefs (I think)
  • Who I now wish had won: Not sure
  • What happened: Five interceptions, three fumbles, two missed field goals, and a whole bunch of penalties at the very end. In addition, the game's only touchdown would not have counted under current rules. Barry Word (Chiefs-- 130 yards rushing) and Nick Bell (Raiders-- 107 yards rushing) provided most of the offense.
  • Notable players who appeared in this game for Kansas City: Steve DeBerg, John Alt, Dave Szott, Tim Grunhard, Christian Okoye (briefly), Derrick Thomas, Dan Saleaumua, Neil Smith, Deron Cherry (see photos above)
  • Notable players who appeared in this game for Los Angeles: Todd Marinovich (see photo below), Marcus Allen, Willie Gault, Steve Wisniewski, Don Mosebar, Max Montoya, Howie Long, Bob Golic, Greg Townsend, Winston Moss, Lionel Washington, Ronnie Lott, Eddie Anderson
  • Controversial aspects of this game: The previous week the Raiders had benched starter Jay Schroeder in favor of rookie Todd Marinovich. Despite the Raiders' loss, Marinovich had played well and was given the starter's job in the rematch against the Chiefs. Marinovich was the second-youngest quarterback to ever start an NFL playoff game up to that time.
  • Raiders head coach: Art Shell
  • Chiefs head coach: Marty Shottenheimer
  • Chiefs assistant coaches who would go on to become head coaches: Bill Cowher, Tony Dungy, Herman Edwards
  • Connection between this game and Todd Marinovich: Marinovich played in this game.
Below: A post-game interview with Todd Marinovich

  • Players with enormous shoulder pads: Chiefs linebacker Tracy Simien (no photo available at this time)
  • Players who were 37 years old during this game: Steve DeBerg
  • Players who had won five consecutive games against the Raiders prior to this game: Steve DeBerg
  • Players with amazing play fakes on play-action passes: Steve DeBerg
  • Players who had to be rushed to the hospital with irregular heartbeats: Derrick Thomas (see photo below)
  • People associated with this game who resemble John Cleese: Kansas City place kicker Nick Lowery
  • Players who weighed 151 pounds during this game: Kansas City wide receiver J.J. Birden
  • Players who did not appear in this game but are nonetheless important to world history: Raiders third-string quarterback Vince Evans (see photo below)


Sunday, December 4, 2011

NFL game report: Titans 22 - Bills 16 (1999 playoffs)

  • Date played: January 8, 2000
  • Broadcast network: ABC
  • Broadcasters: Mike Patrick, Joe Theismann, Paul Maguire
  • Who I rooted for when this game originally took place: Titans (I think)
  • Who I now wish had won: Titans
  • What happened: Tennessee led 12-0 at halftime. Buffalo came back to take a 13-12 lead early in the 4th quarter. Titan's kicker Al Del Greco kicked a 36 yard field goal with under two minutes left. Steve Christie kicked a 41 yard field goal with :20 left to give Buffalo the lead back. Tennessee returned the ensuing kickoff 75 yards to win the game. (Video below-- not the ABC announcers, however)


  • Notable players who appeared in this game for Buffalo: Bruce Smith, Thurman Thomas, Steve Christie, Andre Reed, Peerless Price
  • Notable players who appeared in this game for Tennessee: Steve McNair, Eddie George, Jevon Kearse, Samari Rolle, Al Del Greco
  • Controversial aspects of this game: The final play; Bill's coach Wade Phillips's decision to start Rob Johnson (pictured below) at quarterback instead of Doug Flutie.
  • Connection between this game and Todd Marinovich: Prior to this game, there had been only three other occasions when a quarterback had started every game of the NFL season except the last game and then not started in the playoffs. One of the other times was in 1991, when Marinovich replaced Jay Schroeder as Raiders quarterback in back-to-back games against Kansas City.
  • People associated with this game who resemble Bob Newhart: Wade Phillips
  • Things I remembered incorrectly about this game: I thought that the game was played on astroturf, not grass. I also remembered there being a bit of snow on the field.

  • How this game would be remembered in an alternate universe: As the Rob Johnson shoe game, rather than as Music City Miracle. Johnson, who had been playing rather badly all game, led the Bills to a seemingly-victorious final drive as time wound down. At one point, Johnson had lost one of his shoes, but rather than spike the ball and stop the clock, he completed a crucial pass to bring Buffalo into easier field goal position.
  • What happened next: Tennessee won their next two playoff games before losing in the Super Bowl. (Video below) Steve McNair was killed by his girlfriend in 2009. The Bills have only had one winning season since this game and have not made the playoffs once in that time.



  • A poem written around the time this game originally took place:

TITANS BEAT BILLS

The television sets

are filled

with terrible news!

Football players

act like houses

on wheels—

they look busy

and blame their troubles

on an angry God!

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Match report: Sampdoria 2 - Milan 1

  • Goals scored: Borriello 20', Cassano 54' (penalty), Pazzini 90+2'
  • What happened: Sampdoria played better than Milan in the first half, but Milan was leading at halftime anyway. Early in the second half, Bonera brought down Cassano in the box, giving Sampdoria a penalty (and earning Bonera a red card). Down to ten men, Milan played much better for a while and had several chances to retake the lead-- Gattuso, Borriello, and Ronaldinho all came close. Then, at the very end, Sampdoria woke back up and pressured Milan until they finally scored the game-winning goal in stoppage time.
  • What else happened today: Roma beat Lazio, so they are back in first place.
  • Who Sampdoria's coach resembles: A cross between Peter Sellers, Jason Robards, and my mom's father.

  • What this match teaches us: Milan has basically no chance to win the Scudetto this year.
Highlights are below:

"Hockey ought to be sternly forbidden, as it is not only annoying but dangerous." Halifax Morning Sun, quoted in Michael McKinley's Hockey - A People's History