Showing posts with label fans. Show all posts
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Sunday, June 26, 2016

I saw the St. Louis Cardinals play the Seattle Mariners, Part Two

What I saw: the St. Louis Cardinals play the Seattle Mariners at Safeco Field. The Cardinals were down 5-0 after two innings, mounted a comeback, but ultimately lost 5-4.

What I wore: black Nike sneakers (comfortable but old), grey Levi's jeans, red Cardinals Busch Stadium 1966-2005 commemorative t-shirt, black Champion warm-up jacket that doesn't fit very well, faded blue Cardinals hat.

What I did beforehand: went for dinner to the Phnom Penh Noodle House in the International District. I had the Tender Duck Noodle Soup and my friend had the Foursome Beef Noodle Soup, both of which we enjoyed. This restaurant is owned by the family of former students at my school, so I spent some time reminiscing and catching up with the mom of two boys who will now be going into 8th and 11th grade.

Who went with me: my friend/fellow teacher/fellow union activist Michael. 

How I got tickets: bought them several weeks ago at the Safeco Field ticket office. Details are here.

Why I saw this game: I have traveled thousands of miles just to see a Cardinals game-- it would be ridiculous to not see every Cardinals game on one of their rare visits to Seattle.

Where I sat: section 116, row 20, seat 1. These seats were in the outfield down the first base side, and, because of that, were in prime foul ball territory. The view was quite good, but it was actually somewhat terrifying-- several line drives came into the general area of where we were sitting, one of which ricocheted and hit a man in the face, giving him a bloody nose. I regretted forgetting to bring my glove.

Things that were sad: the man getting hit in the face by the ball; the Cardinals losing for the second night in a row by a single run; how slow Yadier Molina runs.

Things that were funny: in the middle of the fifth inning, a shoeless fan wearing an American flag draped over his shoulders ran out onto the field and almost interfered with a fly ball being caught. 

The fan being escorted off the field after being tackled by security

Things that were not funny: we were sitting directly in front of a very loud and entertaining older Black Cardinals fan from St. Louis. When the Cardinals did well, she would celebrate very boisterously by dancing, hollering, and waving her Cardinals blanket around. At one point during one of her celebrations, someone in the almost all-white crowd behind us started throwing popcorn at her. She then proceeded to pretty loudly announce to those around us that she's from St. Louis and not to be messed with. The popcorn throwing stopped after that. Remember-- racism is real folks, even out here in "liberal" Seattle.

What it is: an expression of loyalty that I would gladly make again and again to waste this much time and money watching my favorite baseball team lose two nights in a row.

Who should see it: anyone who enjoys sitting outside on a beautiful summer night watching grown men run around playing a game. Also anyone who enjoys remembering 1980s baseball uniforms, movies, music, and computer graphics-- it was Throwback Night and everything was 1980s-related.

What I saw on the way home: a young adult on the light rail with what appeared to be either his mother or his much-older girlfriend returning home from the game; several glum-looking Cardinals fans; junk mail in my mailbox when I got back to my building.

(Thanks to How Way Leads On To Way for inspiration.)


Monday, July 19, 2010

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Scenes from the Derby della Madonnina in the recent past


Please pay careful attention. I am not sure what any of this means, however.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Match report: Milan 3 - Juventus 0

  • Goals scored: Antonini 14', Ronaldinho 29', 67'
  • What happened: Antonini scored the first goal of his AC Milan career. Ronaldinho scored two goals. The Juventus fans set off numerous explosions and sang derogatory songs and had to be warned over the public address system that play would be halted if they did not stop.
  • Aggregate score of the two Milan-Juventus matches this season: 6-0 (Milan)
  • Reasons why fans of both teams were unhappy: Juventus finished in seventh place and had a truly terrible season (for them). Milan did about as well as can be expected and finished in third. Milan fans are upset that the team has not spent more money to bring in top quality players in recent years and also that first year coach Leonardo (pictured above congratulating Antonini on his goal and pictured below being bid farewell by his team) is being forced out by Silvio Berlusconi. The fans repeatedly sang songs in honor of Leonardo until he acknowledged them with a wave.
Below: Milan fans with an enormous set of banners. The internet translates the bottom one as "President failed AWOL".

  • Milan personnel who officially said goodbye at today's match: Leonardo and Favalli
  • Milan personnel who may have played their last match for the team today: Dida, Inzaghi, Ronaldinho, and about a dozen others
  • What this match teaches us: Milan's Serie A 2009-2010 season is over. This means that my daughter will soon be home from her (almost) year in Brazil.
Below are highlights:



Below you can watch the Milan players and staff force Leonardo to come out on the pitch for one last goodbye:

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Match report: Genoa 1 - Milan 0

Due to concerns about possible fan violence, today's match between Genoa and Milan was played in front of an empty stadium. Genoa won 1-0. I believe, however, that Milan have officially clinched third place in the Serie A because of today's 1-1 tie between Palermo and Sampdoria.



Sunday, May 2, 2010

Bizarre and disturbing match report: Lazio 0 - Inter 2

Above: Lazio fans react to one of Inter's goals

This was a very odd and unpleasant game to watch. Half the Lazio players appeared to be trying their best, while the others just seemed to walk around the pitch like zombies. The Lazio fans were completely rooting for their team to lose so as to foil the Scudetto hopes of cross-town rivals Roma. The way the crowd reacted to everything, you might have been fooled into thinking that the match was being played in Milan. It was not, despite the whistles every time a Lazio player did something useful and the constant cheers for Inter.

Below: Lazio's goalie, Muslera, annoys the home fans by diving bravely for the ball.


Highlights are below. Inter are now back in first place with two games left.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Match report: Milan 1 - Fiorentina 0


  • Goals scored: Ronaldinho 77' (penalty)
  • What happened: Milan was awarded a somewhat problematic penalty. Ronaldinho scored on the kick. (See video below)


  • Why this win was important: Milan need to finish in third place in order to guarantee a spot in the Champions League next season. Fourth place may not be good enough, because if Inter fail to beat Bayern Munich in the Champions League final (and not on penalties), then Serie A may lose its fourth Champions League spot. (See correction below)
  • Milan players who received red cards today: Ambrosini
  • Strange statistics cited by today's match commentator: According to the man on the television, today was Dida's 300th Serie A appearance in goal for Milan. In that time, Dida has allowed 2,423 goals. This would mean that Dida has allowed slightly more than 8 goals per game.
  • Strange things heard on today's broadcast: There are appeared to be a large group of children at today's match. They could be heard chanting things such as, "Milan! Milan! Milan!" or "Borriello! Borriello! Borriello!" (when Borriello momentarily appeared to have hurt his ankle). Even more strangely, they appeared to have brought some sort of annoying plastic horn with them to help them in their chants. Two of the other popular chants were, "Milan! Honk! Honk! Milan! Honk! Honk! Milan! Honk! Honk!" and "Milan! Honk! Honk! Honk! Milan! Honk! Honk! Honk! Milan! Honk! Honk! Honk!" At times it appeared that the adult Milan fans were cheering extra loud in an attempt to drown the children out.
  • What else happened in Serie A today: Roma beat Parma, to temporarily take back first place. Inter play Lazio tomorrow.
  • What this match teaches us: Milan's only goal-scoring strategy seems to be falling down in the hope of being awarded penalties. Sometimes it works.
Highlights are below:



Correction: I believe that this is not completely accurate. The reduction in Champions League spots apparently would not take effect until after next season. Milan have guaranteed themselves a spot in next year's Champions League no matter what.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Match report: Milan 1 - Lazio 1


  • Goals scored: Borriello 18' (penalty), Lichtsteiner 32'
  • What happened: Roma beat Inter on Saturday to move into second place. Milan needed to win in order to keep pace and move one point back of Inter. Everyone tried very hard, but Milan only managed a tie.
  • Milan players who were unavailable today: Nesta, Pato, Huntelaar, Abbiati, Beckham, Bonera, Mancini (all due to injury); Ronaldinho, Pirlo (due to suspensions)
  • Milan players who played well today: Flamini, Abate, Antonini
  • Strangest quote by the announcer today: "I've just been informed that there is a possibility of the game being stopped for a time due to the fans singing derogatory songs about Clarence Seedorf." (The fans in question were supporters of Lazio.)
  • What this match teaches us: Milan may have too many players injured to compete for the Scudetto.
Highlights are below:

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Match report: Juventus 0 - Milan 3

Above-- Nesta celebrating his goal

Below-- Gattuso in action

  • Goals scored: Nesta 29', Ronaldinho 72', Ronaldinho 88'
  • What happened: Second place Milan beat third place Juventus in Torino. Despite the excellent result, the match was sort of boring.
  • How the goals were scored: All three goals were from corner kicks, which apparently Juventus do not know how to defend anymore. Actually, to be fair, I am not sure how well Juventus defended on the last goal, because the pitch was completely obscured, either by fog or else smoke from the fire set by angry fans. (See photos below)
  • What this match teaches us: Milan are the only team left who can catch Inter.



Highlights are below:

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Berlusconi attacked

The man above (identified as Massimo Tartaglia) attacked Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Milan today, either by hitting him with a small souvenir statue or throwing it from a close distance. Berlusconi suffered a broken nose and some damage to his teeth, but was otherwise unhurt. The man's motives are not known-- hopefully he is not an AC Milan fan upset by the team's poor performance against Palermo.

Monday, November 23, 2009

MLS Cup 2009-- Real Salt Lake 1 - LA Galaxy 1 (5-4 on penalties)

The new champions of the MLS are Real Salt Lake, who beat the LA Galaxy last night in the MLS Cup in Seattle on penalty kicks.
Above: Real Salt Lake fans on their way to the MLS Cup

To celebrate the victory, the King of Utah has declared a two day holiday of thanksgiving for later this week. He has also announced a general amnesty for all political prisoners in the kingdom of Utah.

For a match report, click here.

For highlights, click here.

For more photos, click here.

Below: Waiting for the match to begin

Sunday, November 1, 2009

What I have been reading lately #38

Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby

Fever Pitch is Nick Hornby's account of being an Arsenal fan from 1968 to 1992, when the book was written. It is definitely the best book ever written about being a sports fan; it is probably the best book ever written about sports; it may be the best book ever written. I have read it five times-- 1998, 2002, 2005, 2008, and 2009.

Since 1989, I have kept a list of all the books I have read. Here are the books I have read more than twice*:

Books I have read three times:
  • The Long Night of Francisco Sanctis by Humberto Constantini
  • My Last Sigh by Luis Bunuel
  • Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain
  • Ball Four by Jim Bouton
  • Confessions of a Raving, Unconfined Nut: Misadventures in the Counter-Culture by Paul Krassner
Books I have read four times:
  • Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
  • The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe
  • One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Books I have read five times:
  • Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby
* The number of books I have read twice is at least sixteen, if not more.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

2009-2010 Serie A Update #2

Prior to today's matches, here is the Serie A table:
2009/2010 Italian Serie A
CLUBPWDLGDPts
Internazionale108111725
Juventus106311021
Sampdoria10622520
Parma10523017
AC Milan10442-116
Genoa10514-216
Palermo10433115
Fiorentina10433115
Bari10352314
Chievo Verona10424214
Udinese10424014
Napoli10424-214
Cagliari10415-113
AS Roma10325-211
Lazio10244-410
Atalanta10235-39
Bologna10235-69
Livorno10235-69
Catania10145-57
Siena10127-75
· Complete Table
Notice that, if Milan had held on and won last Wednesday's game at Napoli, they would now be in fourth place.

As an added bonus, here are a couple of videos. The first one appears to be one of a series in which we get to watch a group of men watching Napoli games on television. In the second, we get to watch an announcer calling the same game. Again, there appears to be an entire series of these videos. The match is Napoli-Juventus from last season, I believe.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Pictures of the Day-- Darren Bent's goal

Sunderland beat Liverpool 1-0 at home earlier today. Sunderland's goal came on a shot by Darren Bent which deflected off a beach ball and/or defender on its way into the goal. Liverpool obviously claimed the goal should not have counted, but the referee did not agree. The beach ball, by the way, apparently had a Liverpool logo on it and was knocked onto the pitch by a Liverpool supporter.
For a more detailed report, click here.

Update--October 18, 2009: The official online Liverpool store has apparently now completely sold out of beach balls.

Friday, October 9, 2009

A bad night for St. Louis area sports fans


Last night was a rather terrible night for St. Louis area sports fans--
  • The Atlanta Thrashers beat the Blues 4-2 in the Blues' home opener;
  • An escalator at the Scottrade Center malfunctioned after the game and injured 13 fans;
  • Nebraska beat Mizzou 27-12 in football; and, of course,
  • The Cardinals lost.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Match report: Seattle Sounders FC 0 -- New England Revolution 1


The Sounders hosted the Revolution last night. Seattle attacked most of the game, but they couldn't score. New England's Shalrie Joseph scored a goal while being pulled down in the penalty area. Seattle's Fredy Montero missed a penalty by hitting the crossbar. (Video, sort of, below)

The Sounders fans, especially the ones at our end, did a lot of singing and chanting. (See video below)


Welcome to Green Hell read the tiny banner all the way at the other end of the field.


For real highlights, click here.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Update on the beer-throwing Cubs fan


As reported earlier, on Wednesday night a Cubs fan threw beer at Philadelphia Phillies centerfielder Shane Victorino. Another fan was blamed for the incident, which allowed the real culprit to escape. Later, however, he turned himself in to police and now faces some kind of criminal charges.

The fan's name is Johnny Macchione, and he has been very apologetic about what happened. At least one public relations expert thinks that Macchione has done a very good job at handling the incident. The fan who was inaccurately blamed for the incident is actually the cousin of Macchione's friend. Both men have subsequently spoken to Chicago media about what happened.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Elsewhere on the internet

This summer Deadspin.com has been running a regular feature about major league baseball stadiums called Why Your Stadium Sucks. In honor of the All-Star Game, this week's column featured the new Busch Stadium, and it also included a contribution from one of the folks here at Ape Canyon News Service. (Keep reading - you will find it.)

Most of the installments in this series actually talk about the stadiums themselves, but this one focuses on the St. Louis fans, who are widely rumored to be the "Best Fans in Baseball."
For the record, here is my personal list of the most shameful moments in Cardinals fan history:
  • Redbird fans boo Garry Templeton and Keith Hernandez on their returns to St. Louis after being traded;
  • St. Louis welcomes and embraces slugger Mark McGwire;
  • Fans throw cowbells and other objects at the San Francisco Giants outfielder Jeff Leonard during the 1987 National League Championship series.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Picture of the Day


In  Belgrade, Partizan defeated Red Star 2-0.  The Red Star fans showed their disapproval by setting the stands on fire.
"Hockey ought to be sternly forbidden, as it is not only annoying but dangerous." Halifax Morning Sun, quoted in Michael McKinley's Hockey - A People's History