Match report: Milan 0 - Bari 0
- Goals scored: None.
- Milan's offense: Inept, unimaginative, uninspired, feeble, tired, crabby, frustrated, old.
- Milan's defense: Don't worry if your defenders are beaten again and again-- just let Marco Storari make yet another unbelievable save.
- Number of unbelievable saves by Marco Storari: 4.
- Number of players who are well-loved by manager Leonardo and get to play all the time despite visual evidence that they are walking disasters: 2- Oddo and Abate.
- Number of world-famous players whose talents appear to have completely disappeared: 1- Ronaldinho.
- Number of people whose jobs are in serious jeopardy: 1- Leonardo (see photo below).
- Number of teams who deserved to win today: 1- Bari.
- What this match teaches us: Milan is currently doomed.
"Hockey ought to be sternly forbidden, as it is not only annoying but dangerous." Halifax Morning Sun, quoted in Michael McKinley's Hockey - A People's History
3 comments:
Is Milan "officially in crisis" yet?
Very much in crisis.
According to calciomercato.com, "AC Milan drew 0-0 in the home match against Bari and they are officially in crisis."
http://www.calciomercato.com/index.php?c=46&a=144317
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