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Sunday, March 21, 2010
Match report: Milan 1 - Napoli 1
Goals scored: Campagnaro 13', Inzaghi 26'
What happened: With Inter's 1-1 tie against Palermo yesterday, Milan would have moved into first place in the Serie A if they had won this match. They did not, however.
Milan players who were unable to play today due to injury: Nesta, Bonera, Borriello, Abate, Beckham (there are more)
Milan players who returned from injury to start today's match but were unable to finish the match due to injury: Pato
Combined age of Milan's starting eleven: 336 years old (average age=30.545454 years old)
Milan players who celebrated their birthday today: Ronaldinho
Ronaldinho's current age: 30 years old
Treatments commonly used by Serie A trainers to help injured players who are lying on the pitch: Pouring water on the affected area, spraying the affected area with magic spray, massage, slapping injured players lovingly but repeatedly in the face
Milan's place in the standings: Second, one point behind Inter
What this match teaches us: Milan are still in second place
"Hockey ought to be sternly forbidden, as it is not only annoying but dangerous." Halifax Morning Sun, quoted in Michael McKinley's Hockey - A People's History
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