Match report: Bari 0 - Milan 2

I don't really have time for a full match report, but I will mention the following highlights-- Borriello's goal, his hug for coach Leonardo after scoring, Abbiati's penalty save, and the always excellent black road uniforms.

Match report: Milan 0 - Bari 0

• Goals scored: None.
• Milan's offense: Inept, unimaginative, uninspired, feeble, tired, crabby, frustrated, old.
• Milan's defense: Don't worry if your defenders are beaten again and again-- just let Marco Storari make yet another unbelievable save.
• Number of unbelievable saves by Marco Storari: 4.
• Number of players who are well-loved by manager Leonardo and get to play all the time despite visual evidence that they are walking disasters: 2- Oddo and Abate.
• Number of world-famous players whose talents appear to have completely disappeared: 1- Ronaldinho.
• Number of people whose jobs are in serious jeopardy: 1- Leonardo (see photo below).

• Number of teams who deserved to win today: 1- Bari.
• What this match teaches us: Milan is currently doomed.