Showing posts with label conspiracies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conspiracies. Show all posts

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Match report: Milan 1 - Bologna 0

  • Goals Scored: Flamini 8' (See photo above-- the ball is visible just over Flamini's shoulder)
  • What happened: Milan scored early and held on to win. They are in first place-- eight points ahead of Inter and nine ahead of Napoli with three matches left.
  • What it was like to watch this match: Milan are good; Bologna are not. Milan had a reason try hard; Bologna did not. Milan scored early; Bologna did not. Milan had many other chances to score; Bologna did not. Therefore, watching this match was nothing less than pure torture-- for eighty-two+ minutes Milan were one stupid/flukey/extraordinary play away from disaster.
  • Number of wide open headers Bologna missed during the second half: 2 (Like I said-- pure torture)
  • Bologna player sent off undeservedly with a straight red card late in the second half: Della Rocca
  • Evidence that there is a conspiracy to give Milan the Scudetto this season: Della Rocca's sending off, which completely ended Bologna's attacking threat. A penalty awarded to Milan against Napoli on February 28th for a debatable handball.
  • Evidence that there is a conspiracy to prevent Milan from winning the Scudetto this season: The three game suspension given to Ibrahimovic for talking disrespectfully to the linesman at the end of Milan's 3-0 victory over Sampdoria.
  • Milan players who made their debut today: Giacomo Beretta
  • Milan players whose wives/girlfriends have apparently had babies recently: Antonio Cassano, Robinho, Thiago Silva, Urby Emanuelson
  • What this match teaches us: Milan will win the Scudetto this season.
Below: Before the match, a video of Pope John Paul II was shown at the San Siro.


Below: Flamini doesn't score many goals, and certainly none as important as this one.
"Hockey ought to be sternly forbidden, as it is not only annoying but dangerous." Halifax Morning Sun, quoted in Michael McKinley's Hockey - A People's History